25+ Toddler Knock Knock Jokes That Will Actually Make You Laugh

A good sense of humour is a really important part of childhood development. Give your toddler a giggle with the very best, easy knock knock jokes for toddlers that are kid-friendly and actually funny.

Does your toddler laugh at the most bizarre things? Like if you change the words of their fave bedtime story. Or if you pretend to sneeze out peas? You can help them develop their sense of humour with this collection of the very best toddler knock knock jokes that are actually funny.

Fun and laughter are an important part of childhood and growing up.

But did you know that laughing at jokes, and telling jokes or trying to be funny, are an integral part of childhood development?

Susan Miller, professor of early childhood education, says that as toddlers become more sociable, they “enjoy sharing their sense of humour with friendly adults.”

And that preschoolers use humour to “laugh off genuine fears they may have.”

Developing a sense of humour enables children to build their confidence, become more resilient and make sense of the world around them.

It’s during toddlerhood that children actively and consciously start trying to make their parents laugh.

A good sense of humour is a really important part of childhood development. Give your toddler a giggle with the very best knock knock jokes for toddlers that are kid-friendly and actually funny.

They will do silly things to get a reaction, like putting their coat on back to front and then laughing uncontrollably.

Toddlers and preschoolers will also make funny noises, purposefully mix up words and use objects incorrectly, as well as find potty humour irresistibly hilarious.

And we as parent should absolutely encourage this behaviour.

Research shows that a well developed sense of humour has emotional, social and health benefits.

So, with this in mind, I’ve put together a collection of the very best, funny toddler knock knock jokes for you to share with your child.

These have all been road-tested by my girls, GinGin and Roo, who said these are the best children’s knock knock jokes!

Toddler Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

I did know you could yodel!

2. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go moo!

3. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Ah don’t cry, it’s only a joke!

4. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Atch

Atch who?

Bless you.

5. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Nobody

Nobody who?

…. (silence).

6. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting – other person interrupts with Mooo!

7. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

8. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Lena

Lena who?

Lena little close and I’ll tell you.

9. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock know

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!

10. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe

Europe who?

Did you just call me a poo?

11. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bumblebee

Bumblebee who?

Bumblebee cold if you don’t wear pants!

12. Knock knock

Who’s there?

I ate map

I ate map who?

Eww! You ate your poo?

13. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pee

Pee who?

Pee-yew!

14. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Broccoli

Broccoli who?

Don’t be silly, broccoli doesn’t have a last name!

15. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Hey lettuce in it’s cold outside!

16. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Don’t you know? Cargo beep beep vroom vroom!

17. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Leaf

Leaf who?

Oh leaf me alone!

18. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cook

Cook who?

Yes, I’m a cuckoo how did you know?

19. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Mikey

Mikey who?

Hey Mikey won’t work, can you let me in?

20. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ya

Ya who?

Yippee!

21. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Nana

Nana who?

Nana your business!

This joke was kindly submitted by Victoria from Travel Vixta

22. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie body home?

23. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Spell

Spell who?

Okay W-H-O

24. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you gonna let me in?

25. Knock knock

Who’s there?

I am

I am who?

Well if you don’t know, I can’t help you!

Bonus Jokes

The beauty of knock knock jokes is that they’re formulaic and easy to understand.

They’re the perfect sort of joke to introduce to toddlers and preschoolers, who can add in their own words to make new knock knock jokes they’ll find hilarious.

But I couldn’t resist adding in a few non-knock knock jokes that are our family faves!

Why did the sand blush?

Because the sea weed!

Why did the Frenchman have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf!

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Why did the M&M go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

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A good sense of humour is a really important part of childhood development. Give your toddler a giggle with the very best knock knock jokes for toddlers that are kid-friendly and actually funny.
A good sense of humour is a really important part of childhood development. Give your toddler a giggle with the very best knock knock jokes for toddlers that are kid-friendly and actually funny.
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3 Comments

  1. August 11, 2021 / 6:57 pm

    These are so sweet. What a great way to engage with your child. I am definitely going to use some of these!

  2. August 8, 2021 / 8:20 pm

    Too funny, I love these suggestions!

  3. August 8, 2021 / 9:55 am

    I love this! My preschool class is always telling me jokes I love it most when they get to the end and they can’t remember how to complete the joke. I can’t wait to share these with them!

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